Wednesday, April 4, 2012

What does the 15" MacBook Air in your head look like?

There's a lot of drool being spilt about the possibility of a 15" MacBook Air. But every time the idea arises, I'm given to wonder what is really being imagined. Especially if you are a 15" Pro user, what are you willing to give up for that sleek form factor, low power, and featherweight? While the SuperDrive is almost universally agreed on to get the boot, what other features could you live without? Here's a rundown of the advantages:
  • Quad core processor (vs Dual core)
  • 3-4x storage capacity (albeit on slower spinning disks)
  • 4x memory capacity
  • Discrete graphics
  • FireWire 800
  • Gigabit Ethernet
  • FaceTime HD Camera (vs non-HD)
  • Infrared (for Apple Remote)
  • Audio-in jack
  • Optical audio in/out (vs analog)
If you are doing professional media work chances are that you are benefiting from more than one of those.

What are the 15" Pro's disadvantages?
  • It's heavy
  • Runs hot
  • Runs loud
  • Base model has the same 1440x900 resolution as the 13" Air
Given all this, what does the perfect 15" Air look like to you? Is an enormous set of Thunderbolt adapters the answer?

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Rough DMC-EV math

I was reading about the Delorean DMC-EV, a forthcoming electric car, costing $90,000. The nice chap in the video says we should consider the price of gasoline before buying as the DMC-EV doesn't need any. Ok, let's do a little rough math.

DMC-EV $90,000*
*There has be a cost to recharge the batteries but I can't estimate that.

Alternatively:
Consider a 2012 Toyota Camry Hybrid XLE, which actually fits a family of 4 and retails for $27,400. Currently my monthly budget for gasoline is $100. Now let's suppose the price of gasoline doubles overnight and I get 40mpg in the Camry vs 50 mpg in my existing Prius. Now the monthly budget is $250. Starting with $90,000, I have $62,600 left after buying the Camry, or over 20 years before I brake even in the DMC-EV.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

A summation of advice given at Mac/iOS conferences

Speaker A: "Charge for upgrades."
Speaker B: "Don't charges for upgrades."

Speaker C: "Use dot syntax."
Speaker D: "Dot syntax should die in a fire."

Speaker E: "Write. Unit. Tests."
Speaker E: "I don't write unit tests."

Speaker F: "Use ARC."
Speaker G: "ARC isn't ready."

Speaker H: "Code to the latest SDK."
Speaker I: "Support older devices."

Speakers A-I: "Hire a designer."


Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Like waiting for a kidney transplant

Ive just read that Apple has hired Dixons UK CEO, John Browett, to replace Ron Johnson. For years, even before I immigrated to the States in 1997, Dixons has been awful retail outfit, where the not a single employee understood the floppy drives and reel-to-reel tape decks that they sold. I exaggerate, but only a little.

It seems like a great time to write up 2 recent experiences in the Apple Stores here in Denver which were not up to par.

In the first one, at Park Meadows, I was looking for a Thunderbolt cable. I was all ready to use the self checkout on my iPhone. It would be my first time. The place was mobbed, as always. Of course, I didn't care, because I was gonna self checkout. I looked all over for the Thunderbolt cable, but couldn't find it. Great. Flagging down help in an Apple Store here has become the retail equivalent of waiting for a kidney transplant. Fortunately, it only took a few minutes. I told the employee what I needed. "Those are in the back," he informs me. When he goes to the back, a lady customer says, with an enormous sigh, "Oh, we've been waiting for an hour." When the blue-shirted one brings me the Thunderbolt cable, he wants to check me out, but I stop him. I'll checkout myself while he deals with the exacerbated lady.

I was left wondering what the point of the self checkout is, if there are products which only are stocked "in the back". By all means, keep the expensive computers in the back, but the little cables? Also, I did feel lucky at getting a store employee's help that soon. I've had much worse luck.

The second experience, at Aspen Grove, was not mine, but my mother's. But I have firsthand knowledge as I was called on the phone to help sort it out. My mother is a normal person, in computer terms. I would think that be the Apple Stores' core clientele.

Here's the conversation as it was relayed to me:
Apple Store greeter: "Welcome to Apple Store. How can we help you?"
My Mum: "I need a dongle for my MacBook Pro." (A term she used and had been understood on a different visit to Cherry Creek.)
ASG: "Ok, what kind of dongle?"
Mum: "I don't know. It's for my MacBook Pro."
ASG: "Well, until you know what you need, we can't help you."

Eh, hello. Some help please? Show her the MiniDisplayPort dongles for the MacBook Pros! How about an inquiring question? "What are you connecting your MacBook Pro to? A TV? A Projector?"

At this point she calls me, opens with "I'm at Aspen Grove and I may never come here again", then relays the story and I text her "MiniDisplayPort to VGA". While I'm on the line, I hear her flag down an employee, speak right words and the employee says "Oh, those are in the back."

I've been back to an Apple Store since. And I've been looking for clues. Do they only keep the smaller items or the less costly items out on the shelves? Well no, because they have an enormous and expensive digital scale out. So, a mystery it remains to me. But I don't like where this is going. The Apple Store experience used to be incredible, but recently it's started to slip. Getting help and getting checked out have become a pain. It's so bad that a friend recently quipped, "I'll go there rather than the Apple Store" when he heard about Target's plans. And with the hiring of the Dixons CEO, I wonder if Apple has lost the plot on retail.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Still waiting on the MacBook of my dreams

After I posted about not being able to find a current MacBook that met all my desires, I took the consensus opinion and got both an iMac and a MacBook Air. After using this combo for nearly 4 weeks it wasn't working out. The iMac was inaccessible 23.5 hours a day and the MBA didn't have storage capacity for me to load all my data. So I returned both units.

I don't blame anyone who advised me. In fact, I should have seen it coming.

Apple doesn't make a laptop that I want to buy.

So in the interim, since I gave away my white MacBook, I am buying a used late 2010 MBA to use until the next revision comes around.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Giving Twitter money

Twitter is trying to figure out how to monetize and I'm not sure I like the direction of it. Here's a short list, just off the top of my head, of what Twitter value I would be willing to pay for, depending on cost, of course.
  • Removing ads and featured/sponsored tweets
  • Clients
  • Third party client API access
  • API access to all my tweets ever (not just 3200)
  • Direct messages to those who do not follow me (a la carte)

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The MacBook of my dreams

I've been looking at buying a new MacBook for months. But no matter how long I stare at apple.com, it doesn't change the fact that Apple doesn't make a laptop that I want to buy. Right now, I have a 3 year old white MacBook with 4GB RAM, capacity for 6 GB. It's a Core 2 Duo (64 bit) and runs Lion. It runs well so if I'm gonna spend up to $2500 on a new machine, it better be a significant leap forward.

Here are some examples of what I'd like to buy:
  • A 13" MacBook Pro with discrete graphics and a higher resolution display (like the MacBook Air display)
  • A 13" MacBook Air with greater than 4GB RAM capacity
  • A 15" MacBook Pro that won't inflict a shoulder injury
Alternative ideas I'm considering:
  • A 13" MacBook Pro plus a Thunderbolt display
  • A 15" MacBook Pro with the 1680x1050 display and I'll just deal with carrying it
  • A 13" MacBook Air for coding on the go plus an iMac at home for the big computing needs.
  • Waiting for the next round of laptops.

I'd love to hear suggestions. Am I missing something?